pah!

whilst handing out some work to a class today, I overheard one wee brat remark to another 'she's a wanna be Goth!' !!! I walked myself over to his desk & whispered in his ear, 'My dear foolish child, I INVENTED goth'.

the funny thing is, I would normally be at pains to deny it, but the idea that someone would accuse me of being a phoney Goth seemed too much to bear!